Happy Christmas/Can't Tell Me Nothing!

Everybody now loves it, but before it was shown a million times on TBS every year, as a kid I was all about A Christmas Story! I can remember being three or four and watching it constantly, even when it wasn't Christmas!

A Christmas Story trailer

I usually don't like people who say things like "Oh, I knew about The White Stripes before they became a soulless corporate band," but I have to say it now: I watched A Christmas Story religiously before everybody else watched it religiously! Just ask my parents-- they'll guarantee it!

Anyway- Happy Ha-idays everybody!

Or: Have Yourerf a Merry Rittle Christmas!